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Rest In Peace, Joey R.
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April 17, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Rapper Sean Combs recently announced that he no
longer wants to be known as "Puffy" or "Puff Daddy,"
preferring instead to be called "P. Diddy."
The Top 12 Signs a Rapper Has Gone Nuts
- Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap, and started wearing a tin-foil Napoleon hat.
- Asks the press to call him "G. Dubya."
- Shows up at his next concert wearing a Catholic schoolgirl dress and raps about the cruelty of living under "Da Momma Supe."
- "All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.
All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.
All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee..."
- His new video features him prancing around in a Dorothy outfit singing, "Ding, dong, the wi-otch is dead."
- Now wants to be known as "The Rapper Formerly Known As Simpering Girly Pee-Boy."
- Overheard telling Jennifer Lopez, "Quit shaking that thing in my face, and go put some clothes on already!"
- Wears his white do-rag after Labor Day.
- Produces double album of nothin' but songs about Madeleine Albright's ass.
- On election day, announced he's switching party affiliation to West Coast.
- "Help the po-lice, 'cuz it's nice when they're around.
We need 'em cuz they protect our town."
and the Number 1 Sign a Rapper Has Gone Nuts...
- "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round! Woah! Yeah!"
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 150 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 1 (5th #1 / 3rd in a row!) Email
- Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 2 Website
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 3 Email / Website
- Rob Knapp, Charlotte, NC -- 4 Email / Website
- David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 5 Email / Website
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 6
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 7, Banner Tag Website
- Steven Wilber, Pomeroy, WA -- 8 Email
- Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 9 Email
- Beth Gaynor, Columbus, OH -- 10 Email / Website
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 12 Email
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- Topic Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- Runner Up list name Email
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- List moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Russell "O.D.B." Jones, Brooklyn, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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