April 19, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Actor/strongman Arnold Schwarzenegger
is said to be seriously considering
running for Governor of California.
The Top 15 Schwarzenegger-for-Governor
Campaign Slogans
- Stop laughing!
- Because 40% of California can't speak English either.
- Posing or Governing, He's an Expert on Oil Spills!
- Arnold for Governor -- and Steven Seagal for Secretary of Get the Hell Out of California
- Vote for Gray Davis... and I'll Break Your Arm!
- A Track Record of Success! (Disclaimer: Planet Hollywood and "The Last Action Hero" were Communist plots.)
- Like Reagan was, only with fewer naps!
- No taxation without muscle striation!
- 37% Easier to Understand Than Jesse Ventura!
- A Dumbbell in Every Home (Not actually a slogan, but his only shot at getting elected.)
- He speaks English better than the President!
- Because Governors Don't Have Time to Make Movies
- Hey, he can't even *pronounce* "defeat!"
- Vote for another friggin' unqualified celebrity, you mindless cattle.
and the Number 1 Schwarzenegger-for-Governor Campaign Slogan...
- Schwarzenegger: He already knows how to screw a Kennedy.
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Selected from 137 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jay Perras, Boston, MA -- 1, 14 (2nd #1)
- Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 2
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 3 Email / Website
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 4 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 4
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 7, 13 Email / Website
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 7 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 9, Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 10 Email / Website
- Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 11 Website
- David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 12 Email / Website
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 15 Email
- John Karmelich, Los Alamitos, CA -- Topic
- Naomi Rose, East Farmingdale, NY -- Banner tag
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Beatles, Liverpool, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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