April 20, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
We have a very special treat for you today!
Miriam Gonzalez, Playboy Magazine's Playmate
of the Month for March, 2001, agreed to serve
as our special guest celebrity moderator.
If you'd like to see more of Miriam,
you'll have to go to Playboy online.
Here's Miriam's list...
The Top 15 Signs Your Neighbor is a Playboy Playmate
- You get an angry phone call at 2 A.M. describing your barking dog as "a real turn-off."
- Every bush in her yard is trimmed in the shape of bunny ears.
- Your wife forbids you to do yard work.
- Cops break up loud parties at her place just like anywhere else, but they suck their guts in and pop a few Tic-Tacs before knocking.
- Your son: "C'mon dad, PLEASE let me camp out in the backyard!" You: "Son, go home before your wife and kids start to wonder where you are."
- The Neighborhood Watch program takes on a whole new meaning, thanks to a bunch of lonely guys with binoculars.
- Her lawn is kept completely bare on the edges and trimmed neatly down the middle.
- There's always a traffic jam on your street when she's mowing the lawn, and you live on a cul-de-sac.
- You've spoken with her hundreds of times but still have no idea what color her eyes are -- or if she even *has* any.
- Attendance at your neighborhood barbecue skyrockets after she announces she'll "bring the buns."
- After helping her trim her trees, your husband brings home more wood than you can handle.
- There are so many 13-year-olds mowing her lawn it sound like the Indy 500.
- A steady stream of teenage boys keep asking if you'd like your walk shoveled. In August. In Los Angeles.
- Her occupation is listed clearly as "Playboy Playmate" on the restraining order she just took out against you.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Neighbor is a Playboy Playmate...
- Your local Domino's new guarantee: "Your pizza is there in four minutes or less, or your neighbor can spank us like naughty, naughty little boys!"
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 156 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 1, 10 (10th #1) Email
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 1, 11 (10th #1) Email
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 2
- Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 3 Email
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 4 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 5, Banner Tag Email
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 7 Website
- Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 8 Email
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 8, 13 Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 9, RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 9, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 9
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 10 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 12 Email / Website
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 15 Email
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Miriam Gonzalez, Playboy mansion -- Guest moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- J. Geils Band, Boston, MA -- Ambience (explanation)
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