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April 20, 1999

The Top 12 Least-Used Kitchen Appliances


    1. Epi-Fuzz for peaches

    2. Lovecraft Industries Blender of Unspeakable Horror

    3. The Viagratron De-Boner

    4. Electric Combination Slicer/Dicer/Dispose-of-the-Body-in-the-River Machine

    5. Betty Crocker "EZ" Crystal Meth Cooker

    6. White Trash Compactor

    7. Frigiderriere

    8. Infant Rotisserie

    9. Bris-o-Matic

    10. Frozen Squidsickle Maker

    11. Glock 9mm Drive-By Salad Shooter

      and the Number 1 Least-Used Kitchen Appliance...

    12. Crotch Pot




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