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TopFive.com
*We* are the weakest link, dammit!
April 25, 2001


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

I love this story: An inventor has created
the world's first weather-forecasting toaster.
The toaster is linked to a weather forecast
website and browns the bread using different
stencils, producing images of clouds, sun or
rain by using stencils that mask part of the
slice while the rest carries on being toasted.

Sounds to me like the inventor might be toasted as well.
Which brings us to today's topic...


The Top 15 Greatest Stoner Inventions


    1. Caramel Toothpaste

    2. Dancing Hula Girl Rosary Beads

    3. Combination Salad Shooter/De-Seeder

    4. Automatic Coats-Anything-With-Peanut-Butter Machine

    5. Supply-Side Economics

    6. "Waitin' For My F***ing Ham" Kitchen Timer

    7. "You don't get it, man? It's like a fork *and* a spoon! A 'Foon'!"

    8. Binaca-Flavored Visine

    9. A TV set with a Teletubby in its middle.

    10. The NASA Channel

    11. Tie-Dye Contact Lenses

    12. Barbie Dream House Smoke Alarm

    13. Iron-On Tattoos

    14. The Mood Thong

      and the Number 1 Greatest Stoner Invention...

    15. "Chips Ahoy. Chipsahoy. No, wait. Chip Sahoy. Hee hee. Chipsahoy! Oh, man."

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Selected from 127 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 1 (15th #1) Email
  • Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 2
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 5 Email / Website
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 6, Topic Website
  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 7 Email
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 8, HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 9 Website
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 10 Email
  • Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 11 Website
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 12 Email
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 14 Hall of Famer
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- 15 Email
  • Jim Larsen, Springfield MO -- Banner tag
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dr. Dre, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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