The Top 15 Marketing Slogans for a Maternity Thong

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April 27, 2001

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

MaternityOutfitters.com has started selling thongs
for pregnant women. The owner says that "It's
something that women get used to wearing and don't
want to quit wearing just because they're pregnant."

Right... well, that just *demands* a list, doesn't it?

The Top 15 Marketing Slogans for a Maternity Thong

Lose yourself in a thong. Or vice versa.
Being pregnant doesn't mean you have to stop looking like a slut.
The ribbon for your baby's finish line.
Don't block the light -- give your baby a womb with a view!
In the third trimester, every pair of underwear you own becomes a thong anyway!
Absolutely NOT zesty!
The choice of knocked-up tramps everywhere!
Appearing in Sisqo's nightmares since 1998!
An ass *that* big should be flaunted.
Because it's never to early to teach your baby to floss.
Hey, you already look like a sumo wrestler.
So snug, so tight, so razor thin. When he comes out, he'll have a twin!
Sleek and sexy... like the string on a baked ham.
Hey, it MIGHT get you laid, Goodyear!
and the Number 1 Marketing Slogan for a Maternity Thong...
The *safe* way to do crack while you're pregnant.

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Selected from 154 submissions from 61 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 1 (12th #1) Email
Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 2
Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 3 Email / Website
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 4 Email
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 5
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 5 Hall of Famer
J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 6, 7, Runner Up list nam Hall of Famer
Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 6, 9
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 6 Hall of Famer
Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 6 Website
John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 6 Hall of Famer
Laurie Northrup, Syracuse, NY -- 8 Website
Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 10
Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 11, Topic
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 12 Email
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 13 Email / Website
Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 14
Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 15
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Queen, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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