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May 4, 1999

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
For our readers not living in the USA, the National Rifle Association
(NRA) is an organization which vigorously supports the notion that
all adult Americans -- except "convicted violent criminals" --
have the right to own handguns and rifles.

That was diplomatic, wasn't it? I didn't even mention all
those gun-related deaths we have every year in this country!

The Top 14 Seminar Topics
at the Scaled-Down NRA Convention


    1. Impressing Jodi Foster 101

    2. Releasing Stress By Blowing Away Defenseless Animals: A Primer

    3. Paramilitary Chicks and How To Nail 'Em

    4. Membership Drive 2000: Got Nutz?

    5. Self Defense: Escaping From Difficult Questions, Parts 1 - 20

    6. Knife-Throwing, Archery, and Axe-Wielding: Staying Occupied During that Pesky 7-Day Waiting Period

    7. Speed Reading and the Second Amendment

    8. Sports Hunting with Semiautomatic Weapons, Like the Founding Fathers Intended

    9. The Law and You: How to Kick a Liberal Pansy's Ass -- Legally!

    10. Do Guns Kill People, Or Do People Kill People? Who The Hell Cares, Let's Go Shoot Something!

    11. Corvettes and Wife Abuse: Other Ways to Compensate for Your Small Penis

    12. Trigger Locks, Seatbelts, Fluoridated Water and Other Communist Plots

    13. Hollow Points: Analyzing the NRA Charter

      and the Number 1 Seminar Topic at the Scaled-Down NRA Convention...

    14. REALLY Concealed Weapons: You'll Get My Gun When You Pry It from My Cold, Dead Rectum

Read some of the "fan mail" we received regarding the NRA topic.

Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!



Selected from 125 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (2nd #1) Email
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 3 Email / Website
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 4, 9 Email
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 6, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7 Email / Website
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8 Email
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 10 Email / Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 11, Topic Email
  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 12 Email
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 14 Email / Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 14, Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Norman Meluch, Ann Arbor, MI -- Banner Tag
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Chris White, Austin, TX -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Ted Nugent, of course -- Ambience

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