A wretched hive of scum and villainy -- but good for a laugh.
May 19, 1999
The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation
- Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
- Grooming the Wookie
- Making the Kessel Run
- Polishing Vader's Helmet
- Evacuating Tatooine
- Unsheathing the Meatsaber
- Releasing the Special Edition
- Jumping to Delight Speed
- Communicating with Red Leader One
- Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
- Tinkering With the R2 Unit
- Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
- Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
- Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
and the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation...
- Test Firing the Death Star
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Selected from 153 submissions from 55 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Keith Martin, Atlanta, GA -- 1, 6 (3rd #1) Email
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 2 Email
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 3, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 3 Email / Website
- Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Hawaii! -- 4 Email
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 5 Email
- Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA -- 7 Email / Website
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 9 Email
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 10 Email
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA -- 11 Email / Website
- Chris Gleason, Gaithersburg, MD -- 12
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 13 Email / Website
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 14 Email
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 14, Honorable Mention list name
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 14
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 14 Email
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 14
- Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI -- 15 Email / Website
- R.M. Weiner, Valencia, CA -- Topic Email
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- Banner Tag Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Meat Beat Manifesto, Swindon, England -- Ambience
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