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May 21, 1999

The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans


    1. "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"

    2. "Your place or my Mom's?"

    3. "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead)
      Stupid! STOO-pid!"

    4. "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."

    5. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

    6. "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."

    7. "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."

    8. "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"

    9. "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

    10. "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"

    11. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"

      and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by Star Wars Fans...

    12. "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up.
      Want a Milk Dud?"

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  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
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