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May 21, 1999
The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans
- "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
- "Your place or my Mom's?"
- "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead)
Stupid! STOO-pid!"
- "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
- "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
- "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
- "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
- "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
- "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."
- "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
- "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by Star Wars Fans...
- "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up.
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Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 1 (14th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA -- 1, Honorable Mention list name (5th#1) Email / Website
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 2, 4 Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 6 Email / Website
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 4 Email
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 4
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 5 Email
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 7, 8 Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 10 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 11 Email / Website
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- 12 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Bill Murray, Las Vegas, NV -- Ambience
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