SPOILER: It turns out Darth Vader is Luke's father!!
May 28, 1999
~~~ The Primarily Clean Version ~~~
The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
- "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"
- "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."
- "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."
- "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things."
- "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"
- "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
- "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
- "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
- "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
- "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
- "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
and the Number 1 Thing Uttered by Yoda While Making Love...
- "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
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Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 1 (8th #1) Email
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 2, 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 2, 12 Email / Website
- Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- 2 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2 Email
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 2 Email
- Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA -- 3 Email
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 3
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 4, 7 Email
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 5, 6 Email
- Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 7, 9 Email
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 7, Banner Tag Email
- Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI -- 7 Email / Website
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 7 Email / Website
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 7 Email / Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 8 Email
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 10, Runners Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 11
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic Email / Website
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Paul Williams, Omaha, NE -- Ambience
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