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For whiter teeth and fresher breath!
May 30, 2001


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

TopFive has a new Little Fiver list to announce:
Our Top5 Sex list will send out a single list every
week on a topic related to that great pastime -- sex!
(The lists will be R-rated, not X-rated.)

As with all of our Little Fivers, subscriptions are free.

To sign up, send a message to:
Top5Sex-subscribe@topica.com


The Top 12 Fashion Tips From TopFive Contributors


    1. Argyle condoms are too "busy."

    2. Black suits are slimming. White suits bring out skin tone. Day-Glo prison jump suits are free from the state.

    3. Damn, man... Close your robe.

    4. Diagonal chainlink? Klingon! Horizontal chainlink? Just makes you look tubby.

    5. Douse all garments in grape juice and pizza sauce upon purchase. Get it over with.

    6. Dressing in colors that match your cubicle can render you invisible to your boss.

    7. Emulating film and music stars is usually considered chic, but take my word for it -- trying to duplicate Jennifer Lopez's ass is just... not... worth it.

    8. Sure, a tight black sweater looks good *now*, but what's it going to look like after the milk shoots out your nose?

    9. "Days of the Week" underpants are a double-edged sword.

    10. A T-shirt covered in vomit is always cleaner on the inside.

    11. Plaid goes with everything; everything goes with plaid.

      and the Number 1 Fashion Tip From TopFive Contributors...

    12. You will never wet your underwear if you do not wear underwear.

Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!



Selected from 162 submissions from 61 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 1, 3 (15th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 2, 4
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 2 Email / Website
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 5 Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 6 Email / Website
  • Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 7
  • Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 8
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 10 Website
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 11
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 12
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- Topic
  • Naomi Rose, East Farmingdale, NY -- Banner tag
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Honorable Mention list name Email
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Rod Stewart, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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