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Watching Out for Terrorists -- So YOU Don't Have To!
June 4, 2003


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Most of you have no doubt heard the bawdy limerick
that begins: "There once was a man from Nantucket...."
If not, Google that phrase and you'll probably
find thousands of instances of it on the web.

If you've never heard it and are not in the
mood to use Google, let's just say that the man
in question has a rather large manly appendage.
And we wondered what movies might be made about him.


The Top 16 Movies About the Man From Nantucket
(R-rated version)


    1. Lord of the Thing

    2. American History XXXL

    3. Monster, Inc.

    4. Peter Almighty

    5. The Groin Mile

    6. The Milton Berle Story

    7. Two-Hand Luke

    8. Craving Ryan's Privates

    9. Citizen Cane

    10. Terms of Endowment

    11. Swingin' in the Rain

    12. Mandongo

    13. My Big Fat Greek Willy

    14. A Mighty Wand

    15. Bend It Like Clinton

      and the Number 1 Movie About the Man From Nantucket...

    16. The OhMyGod!father

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runner up submissions for this list.



Selected from 92 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 1 (17th #1) Email
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2
  • Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 4 Email
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 5
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 6, HM list name Email / Website
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 7, 9
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8, 12 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 8 Email
  • Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 10, 15
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 11
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 13
  • Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 14
  • Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 16 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Pixies, Boston, MA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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