15. This year's theme: "Tibetan Monastery."

14. You may look like Carrie, but your only "power" is the ability to squirt milk out your nose.

13. The boutonniere your date gave you failed the "leaves of three, let it be" test.

12. "Okay, kids, this next one is an all-skate."

11. The good news: You're the prom queen!
    The bad news: Your classmates at St. Thomas's School for Boys are counting on you to put out afterwards.

10. Buffy didn't show up, so everyone's being killed by vampires.

9. You might be valedictorian and captain of the football team, but dancing with Mom in the den kinda puts this whole home-schooling thing in its proper perspective.

8. Every ten minutes, another couple gets voted out of "Survivor: McKinley Sr. High Prom."

7. Agent's screw-up sent "Massive Destruction" to the retirement home and left you trying to rock out to the sounds of "Wanda Washburn and Her All-Piccolo Orchestra."

6. The Cher impersonator they hired to sing? Turns out it's the principal, Mr. Sweeney.

5. Boys approach you all night long, but only to ask if they could come over to your house and meet Ozzy.

4. Not only is Mom a chaperone, Dad's playing accordion in the band.

3. The chaperones didn't buy it when you told them the bloody bundle you left in the trash can was an alien that burst out of your abdomen.

2. Halfway through the evening, R. Kelly dumps you for an even younger girl.

   and the Number 1 Reason Your Prom Sucks...

1. Right before the big day at St. Alban's, Father Murphy calls to tell you he thinks it's time you both started seeing other people.

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