June 8, 2001
The Top 14 Best Uses of a Time Machine
- Stop at 1995, pick up Jeff Gillooly, then continue on to September 1986 and pay a little visit to Bill Buckner.
- "Noah! About the cockroaches... can we talk?"
- OK, let's admit it: We're ALL thinking blackmail here.
- Write "Geraldo sucks!" on every page of a leather-bound journal and place it in Al Capone's vault.
- Two words: Brontosaurus tipping
- Screw the moral high ground. I'm going back to 1988 and nail that drunken cheerleader!
- Prevent my grandfather from buying those pants.
- Walk around telling crazy homeless people all about the future, just for kicks.
- 9-month supply of Thalidomide milkshakes for the expectant Frau Hitler.
- Mmm... Dodo-licious.
- Travel to 1971 to save JFK. Then back to high school history class and pay attention this time.
- Introduce Yoko Ono to Peter Frampton; kill two birds with one stone.
- "While celebrating a successful bombing raid over Japan today, a young Navy pilot named George Bush was accidentally shot in the testicles by an unidentified fellow soldier."
and the Number 1 Best Use of a Time Machine...
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 1,2,3 (943rd #1, Hat Trick!, Topic, RU & HM Names, Hall Of Famer)
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Selected from 143 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 1 (10th #1) Website
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 2 Email / Website
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 3, Topic
- Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 4
- Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 5 Website
- Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 6 Email
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 7 Email / Website
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 9
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 10 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 11
- Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 12 Email / Website
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 14 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 14 Email
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Banner Tag Email / Website
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- Runner Up list name
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Rolling Stones, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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