June 13, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Rumors were flying before the recent Miss Universe
contest that the current Miss France, Elodie Gossuin,
a 20 year old nursing student, is really a man.
The Top 13 Clues a Beauty Contestant is Actually a Man
- "And now, Miss West Virginia will sing 'Wind Beneath My Wings,' accompanied by her penis."
- "I completely fail to see what people find interesting about Oprah."
- When asked how she would help the world, she says "I'd get the Knicks a decent freakin' point guard, fer chrissakes."
- "Here she is, Miss East Ger-man-yyy, ..."
- Asks everyone, "Does this bikini make my package look big?"
- Meticulously coiffed hair? Check. Swimsuit? Check. Black socks and sandals? Uh oh.
- "And now for my talent segment, I'm going to write my name in the snow."
- Gets lost backstage, then refuses to ask for directions.
- There's only one contestant who can carry a spare towel into the shower and still scrub Miss Norway's back with both hands.
- "If I could change one thing about the world, I'd like to have an all-Three Stooges channel on cable."
- Measurements: 36, 26, 7, 36
- Wake up call -- 7:00am. Dressed and ready to go on stage -- 7:12am
and the Number 1 Clue a Beauty Contestant is Actually a Man...
- "Oh, now there's a nice touch: Miss Florida has pinned a tiny replica of her state on the front of her bikini bott-- Oh, my dear lord in heaven...."
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- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 2 Email / Website
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 3
- Perry Friedman, Monterey, CA -- 4 Email / Website
- Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 5 Email
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 6, 8
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 7, 13
- Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 8
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 9 Email / Website
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 10 Email
- Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 11 Website
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 12 Email
- Tom Cahill, New York, NY -- Topic
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Banner Tag
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Rupaul Charles, San Diego, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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