June 18, 2001
The Top 15 Things Men Don't Know About Women's Restrooms
- Actually, more wall boogers.
- Nearly impossible to see the genitalia of the woman peeing next to you.
- *Their* hand dryers run for exactly the right amount of time.
- Special mist agent in ventilation reinforces immunity to fart jokes and keeps them believing that things like scrapbooks, fashion magazines and foreplay are great ideas.
- Those built in electronic appliances only *look* like hair dryers.
- They have closed circuit TV and live action commentary from the camera poised over the urinals in the men's room.
- Domestic beers and rail drinks are 2-for-1, all the time.
- Women receive bonus miles with each purchase from the tampon dispenser.
- Hot and cold running boy toys -- why do you *think* we take so long?
- Spontaneous lesbian orgies break out only about half as much as guys tend to think.
- The towel boys attired as gladiators, not Egyptian slave boys.
- They have sculpted Italian marble commodes, 24-karat gold fixtures and ultra-premium, ultra-soft toilet paper. Either that or less urine on the floor.
- Women's restrooms remain virtually odor free because any unpleasant odors are piped directly into the men's room next door.
- We get naked, wrestle playfully in the mud bath, play keep-away with the soap in the shower, towel-dry each other, reapply makeup and discuss the size of your penis. Getting back into our damned pantyhose is what takes so long, though.
and the Number 1 Thing Men Don't Know About Women's Restrooms...
- Restrooms?!? Men don't know anything about WOMEN!!
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Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 1 (15th #1) Email
- Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 2, 5
- Chris Irby, Dallas, TX -- 3
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 4 Email / Website
- George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 6
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 7, Runner Up list name
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 7
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 8
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 9, 12 Website
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10 Email
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 11 Email
- Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 12
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 13, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 14
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 15
- Tisha Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- Topic Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Sandra Hull, Alexandria, VA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Donald Fagen, Passaic, NJ -- Ambience (explanation)
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