June 26, 2003
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Over 2,500 people learned they'd lost their jobs
recently when the British Amulet Group fired them
by sending a text message to their cell phones.
Hmmm... wonder what it said?
The Top 25 Pink Slip Text Messages
- Party's Over
- U Suk*Pak Up
- Buh-Bye Now
- UR SOL! :-O
- Go2 Jobs.com
- Dear X-Worker
- Adieu2Yieu
- Door/Ass/Out
- SleepIn4evr!
- U R SO Scrwd
- Got boxes?
- Sux2BeU2day
- URWeakestLnk
- NanaHeyHey..
- SenorLastDay
- DontGoPostal
- CUwldntwnaBU
- L8er, LUser
- HopeULikeTV
- CUL8R...NOT!
- # D Pavement
- U R Toast
- Stee-rike 3!
and the Number 1 Pink Slip Text Message...
- URTrmn8d,Fkr
Selected from 127 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, HM list name (7th #1)
- Paul Lara, San Antonio, TX -- 2, 23 Email
- Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 5
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 5
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 6 Email
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 7 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 8, 11
- Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 9, 15 Email / Website
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 10 Email / Website
- Alan Wagner, Pittsburg, KS -- 10
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 12, 18 Email / Website
- Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- 13 Email / Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 14, Topic
- Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 15 Website
- Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 15
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 16, 17
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 19 Email
- Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 21 Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 22 Email
- Joe Desiderio, New York, NY -- 23
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 23
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 24
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 25 Email
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- Runner Up list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Pink, Philadelphia, PA -- Ambience (explanation)
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