June 27, 2003
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
A Florida nudist colony recently held the
first-ever webcast of a nude tennis tournament.
For a fee of $10-$13, Internet surfers
watched a replay of the two-hour tournament.
Didn't think we'd pass *this* one up, did you?
The Top 16 Differences in Naked Sports
- Just like that, WNBA teams finally begin to make a profit.
- Pairs figure skating judges award an extra two-tenths of a point for no-hands lifts.
- Week after week, women's curling dominates Monday night TV ratings.
- Entire hockey teams placed in penalty box during a Hooters halftime show for high sticking.
- Don Zimmer joins Pete Rose on baseball's banned-for-life list.
- During the Women's World Cup, American men are driven insane by the unresolvable dilemma: seeing nude women vs. having to watch soccer.
- A lot more care has to be taken during relay-race handoffs.
- The Baseball Hall of Fame has an admission charge; The Naked Baseball Hall of Fame has a cover and two-drink minimum.
- Good dribbling skills no longer so highly valued.
- Dramatic increase in baseball players nicknamed "A-Rod" and ice hockey players nicknamed "Pee Wee."
- Women's gymnastics pommel horse event suddenly popular with the NASCAR crowd.
- Some 90 percent of quarterbacks insist that all plays from scrimmage utilize the shotgun formation.
- Fencing no longer requires actual swords, just a couple of Viagra pills.
- After the naked Holyfield fight, other boxers steer clear of a bout with Mike Tyson.
- Sen. Rick Santorum proposes legislation that would outlaw the two-man luge.
and the Number 1 Difference in Naked Sports...
- Trust me, you don't want to know where the naked tennis players keep that extra ball when they serve.
ClubTop5 members get to see the Runners Up
and Honorable Mention submissions for this list!
Selected from 114 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 1 (6th #1)
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2, 7
- Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 3
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 5, 16 Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5
- Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 5
- Mike Levy, Los Angeles, CA -- 6
- Wayne Kierstead, Clackamas, OR -- 6
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 7 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 8, 16 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Dee Anne Phillips, Shreveport, LA -- 8
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 8
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 9
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 11
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 12, Banner Tag Email
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 13
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 14
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 14
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 15 Email
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 15
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 16 Email / Hall of Famer
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Lloyd Cole, Buxton, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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