July 12, 2001
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The Top 20 Euphemisms for Penis Enlargement Surgery
- Genetalial Pinocchiotomy
- Expanding Drilling Operations in Your Wildlife Preserve
- Doubling the Interest Rate on Your Mutual Fun
- Peter Padding
- Plumping the Ball Park Frank
- Expanding Your "Top 5" to a "Top 9"
- Replacing Richard II with Richard III
- Putting the Archbishop on the Rack
- Puffin' the Magic Dragon
- Supersizing Big Mac
- Adding a Wing to the Sexual Addiction Unit
- Putting the Munchkin on Stilts
- Kicking the Cajun Sausage Up a Notch
- Trading in the Escort for a Stretch Limo
- Getting a Magic Johnson
- Preparing to Boldly Go Where No Manhood has Gone Before
- Feeding Mowgli to Kaa
- Turning Crouching Tiger into Hidden Dragon
- Upgrading Passenger Johnson to First Class
and the Number 1 Euphemism for Penis Enlargement Surgery...
- Taking the Train from Vienna to Frankfurt
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Selected from 206 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 1 (6th #1) Email
- Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- 2 Email / Website
- J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 2
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 3 Email
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 4, 8 Email
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 5
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Email
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 7
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, 16 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 10, 19 Hall of Famer
- Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 11, 18 Email / Website
- Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 11 Email
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 11 Email / Website
- Paul Lara, San Antonio, TX -- 12 Email
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 13 Email / Website
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 14 Email / Website
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 15
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 16
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 16 Email / Website
- Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 17 Website
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 20 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
- Justyn Miller, Cornfield, IA -- Banner tag
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Better Than Ezra, New Orleans, LA -- Ambience (explanation)
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