July 15, 2003
The Top 17 Prison Movies
Starring Martha Stewart
- You've Got Jail!
- Gone With the Window Treatment
- Desperately Seeking Souffle
- Hang 'Em High, Using Only Dried Flowers, a Plastic Milk Jug and a Glue Gun
- My Big Fat Butch Cellmate
- Out of Attica
- The Seafoam and Ecru Faux-Finished Mile
- The Longest Yard (of Imported Silk Gingham Fabric That Would Make a Delightful Throw Pillow)
- The Seven-to-Ten Years Bitch
- Shivving Miss Doily
- Martha's StrangeLunch, or How She Learned to Quit Worrying and Eat Both Her Soup and Her Dessert With the Same Spoon
- Quiche of the Insider Woman
- The Shawshank Redecoration
- Midnight Espresso
- How Martha Got Her Shiv Back
- Cool Ham Soup
and the Number 1 Prison Movie Starring Martha Stewart...
- Date Breads in a Duffel Bag
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Selected from 92 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
- Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 2
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, 7, Honorable Mention list name
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4 Website
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5, 11, 15 (Hat trick!)
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 5, 6
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 5, 11 Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5, 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6, 11 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 8, 13, Runner Up list name
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 9 Email
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 10, 17
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Wayne Kierstead, Clackamas, OR -- 12
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 14, 16 Email
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 16 Email
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Monkees, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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