July 16, 2003
The Top 14 Signs Someone You Know Has Pirate Fever
- Despite the fact that it's 103 in the shade, his timbers are still shiverin'.
- Last week had 20/20 vision, but now wears a patch over *both* eyes and uses a seeing-eye parrot.
- He's got this crazy obsession for Peter Pan, and he's not in NAMBLA.
- While the sea chanteys and hornpipe made for a refreshing change of pace, you would have preferred that the cantor perform something more traditional at your grandmother's funeral.
- "Arrggh! What be ye talkin' about, Willis?"
- Even addresses that dreadful gnome in the tollbooth as "me proud beauty."
- Every day this week she's insisted on eating lunch at Arrrrrrrrrrrby's.
- He's banned from the strip joint after the dancers complain about having their G-strings stuffed with ice-cold doubloons.
- On his first day of fencing lessons, he decapitates the instructor.
- Just posed for a "Got Scurvy?" ad.
- The bandanna, eye shadow and beaded beard are quite a change, but then nobody expected Ari Fleischer's final press conference to be the same old same old.
- Hubby's got a wooden leg this morning. Again.
- Insists that sausage mascot got what she deserved.
and the Number 1 Sign Someone You Know Has Pirate Fever...
- He's teaching his Rottweiler to sit -- on his shoulder.
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- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 1, 12 (21st #1) Email
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL -- 2, 5
- Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 2
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3, 8
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 4, Topic Email
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 6
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 7, 11, RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 8, 9 Email
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 10 Email
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 13, HM list name
- Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 14 Website
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 14
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- De La Soul, Amityville, Long Island, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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