July 17, 2000
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Heinz recently announced that they're
coming out with a new *green* ketchup.
Hmmm... how will they market this stuff?
The Top 17 Marketing Slogans for the Heinz's Green Ketchup
- Keeps Grown-ups Away From Your Fries!
- As Seen in "The Exorcist"
- You can't wait for the ketchup to pour? Well, *we* can't wait for the tomatoes to ripen.
- Heaven forbid we let all this food coloring go to waste
- Doing Our Part to Stop Make-believe Violence
- Go Ahead and Puke, It's Already Green!
- Now You Can Pretend You're Bleeding *Alien* Blood!
- It's Green, Kids -- Just Like Weed
- Three Kermits in Every Bottle!
- Because You Boneheads Will Buy Anything
- Recommended by Sam-I-Am
- Tastes Like Ketchup, But It's Snot!
- The Pus That Refreshes
- Your Burger Will Taste the Same, but Won't Remind You of a Bleeding Cow
- Ketchup Green: the "T" is Soylent
- All That's Missing is a Carly Simon Song About Snot
and the Number 1 Marketing Slogan for
...
- Take That, Japan!
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Selected from 153 submissions from 55 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 1 (3rd #1) Email
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 2, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 4, 7
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 5
- Lisa Lavoie, Waltham, MA -- 6, 7 Email
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 6, 10 Website
- Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 6 Email / Website
- Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 6 Email
- Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 6
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA -- 8
- Jesse Weiss, St. Paul, MN -- 9 Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 11, 17 Email
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 11 Email
- Beth Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 11 Email / Website
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 11
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 11 Email / Website
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 12
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 12 Email / Website
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 13, 15 Email
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 14 Website
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 16, RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 16 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 16
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 16
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- Topic Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- Topic Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- R.E.M., Athens, GA -- Ambience (explanation)
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