July 18, 2003
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in
by you, our lovely and talented ClubTop5 members.
The Top 16 Things We Wish We Had Never Said
(Part II)
- "I'm voting for Nader. It won't make a difference in the election, but it'll definitely get the Democrats' attention."
- "Surely the smartest, not the strongest, should lead. So you tell your Mr. Dover there's a *new* head of Cell Block D."
- "Go ahead and marry her, Dad. I'm sure Anna Nicole really loves you."
- "I'll bet a splash of Aqua Velva would feel refreshing on my newly shaved scrotum."
- "Hey, if I'm going to get drunk and pass out, the safest place to do it is right here in my own frat house."
- "Please, God, just let me pass this final and I promise I'll never smoke pot again as long as I live."
- "Hey, Sean Penn! Say 'cheese!'"
- "Man, being Martha Stewart's lawyer is boring. I wish something interesting would happen."
- "Okay, fine! That dress *does* make your butt look big! Happy now, Ms. Bloated Water Retaining Menstrual Cramp?!?"
- "Hey, man, let's celebrate tonight's concert by *all* of us getting Milli Vanilli tattoos!"
- "No, Britney, I think we should wait until we're out of high school to have sex."
- "Mr President, as Director of the CIA, I believe it's my responsibility to inform you that Saddam Hussein has been making fun of the way you pronounce the word 'nuclear.'"
- "I bet your breasts would look great in zero gravity."
- "We're sorry, Ms. Rowling, we just can't imagine this whole wizard thing catching on with today's kids."
- "Free LASIK surgery done by medical students? Sweet!"
and the Number 1 Thing We Wish We Had Never Said...
- "Hey, this Starbucks place is pretty good! I wish they'd open up one in my house."
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Selected from 891 submissions from 469 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Keith Trahan, San Diego, CA -- 1 (Woo-hoo!)
- Elissa Laitin, Washington, DC -- 2
- JadeLady, NJ -- 3
- Gerard Varni, Manhattan Beach, CA -- 4
- David Beckerdite, Pittsburgh, PA -- 5
- Gil Graybill, Raleigh, NC -- 6
- Jeff Greene, Washington, DC -- 6
- Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH -- 7
- Mike Ranston, Laramie, WY -- 7
- Shawn McWhorter, St Paul, MN -- 8
- Jeff Verdegan, Oak Park, IL -- 9
- Bryan Wendeln, Raleigh, NC -- 10
- Dave Berkowitz, Schaumburg, IL -- 11
- Scott E. Frank, Brandon, FL -- 12
- Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 13
- Marie, Montgomery, AL -- 14
- Verdon R Walker Jr, Pleasant Grove, UT -- 14
- Bob Mangino, Seattle, WA -- 14
- Paul Atkinson, Portland, OR -- 15
- Mike Gies, Seattle, WA -- 16
- Cheryl V., Amherst, MA -- 16
- Craig D. Barker, Livonia, MI -- 16
- Cindy Arvanites, Santa Cruz, CA -- 16
- Sam Widsith, Blue Hill, ME -- 16
- Dave Berkowitz, Schaumburg, IL -- 16
- Eric R. Johnson, Toledo, OH -- 16
- Jim LaVelle, Pottstown, PA -- 16
- Rory Jaffe, Davis, CA -- 16
- Steve Marshall, Castaic, CA -- 16
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, RU/HM list namesEmail
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- OMD, Liverpool, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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