July 27, 2001
The Top 14 Phrases to Avoid
When Writing Your Own Wedding Vows
- "HEY, BITCH, LISTEN UP!!"
- "...in sickness and in health, unless it's Super Bowl Sunday."
- "... and henceforth, thus referring to section 4.7, paragraph 3, line 29 in said prenuptial agreement..."
- "...to appease Cthullhu."
- "...a much better lay than my brother."
- "...until debt do us part."
- "DaHjaj SuvwI'e' jIH!" (Trekkie weddings only)
- "...to love, honor, and fillet..."
- "...and at least consider the possibility of an occasional three-way."
- "...to love, honor, and protect you from the real killers..."
- "till death, or a reasonable enough facsimile thereof, do us part."
- "...in IPO or Chapter 11...."
- "...on Springer or Montel..."
and the Number 1 Phrase to Avoid When Writing Your Own Wedding Vows...
- "In the words of Elizabeth Taylor..."
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- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (5th #1)
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 2
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 3
- George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 4
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 5, 7 Email
- Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL -- 6
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 6
- Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 8
- Beth Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 9 Email / Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 9 Email
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 10, Topic Email / Website
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 11
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 12 Email
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 13
- Alan Wagner, Pittsburg, KS -- 14
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
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- Sandra Hull, Alexandria, VA -- List moderator
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- The Carpenters, New Haven, CT -- Ambience (explanation)
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