August 1, 2001
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The Top 18 Pickup Lines Used by Veterinarians
- "I've got a thermometer and a jar of Vaseline with your name on it, fuzzy butt!"
- "I've been bad. Wanna rub my nose in it and spank me?"
- "I think I'm going to have to put you down tonight."
- "Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!"
- "Of course I'm glad to see you ... I always piddle on the floor when I get excited."
- "Your beak says no, but your tail feathers say yes!"
- "If I look at you any longer, I'll have to put on a satellite dish collar to keep from licking myself raw."
- "Can I do it doggie style?!? Hell, I have a doctorate!"
- "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hump my leg?"
- "Give me a kiss! Give me a kiss! Who's the good girl?!? Yes, you are the very good girl!!"
- "Hey, Baby, has this bar stool already been marked?"
- "They say it's a dog-eat-dog world. Rrrrowff!"
- "Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?"
- "If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backward -- to dinner and a movie."
- "Oooh, your butt smells great -- is that Obsession?"
- "Let's get out of this toilet and go get a real drink."
- "...but that's 21 in dog inches!"
and the Number 1 Pickup Line Used by Veterinarians...
- "Baby, I feel a hose-spraying in our immediate future!"
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Selected from 339 submissions from 175 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Terry G. Hamilton, Peoria, AZ -- 1 (Woo-hoo!)
- Michael Summers, on board the USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN -- 2
- Tim Hicks, Richardson, TX -- 3
- Barbara Farabaugh, Reading, PA -- 4
- Sean Walsh, Olympia, WA -- 5
- Carl Pappert, Cheyenne, WY -- 6
- Chris Warner, Alameda, CA -- 6
- E. Johnson, Toledo, OH -- 6
- Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 6
- Sue Lin Chong, Washington, DC -- 7
- Steve Fey, Centennial, CO -- 7
- Karen Hammond, Billerica, MA -- 8
- Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 8
- Lisette Dionne, Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -- 9
- John Mays, Phoenix, NY -- 9
- Martin Fisher, Holly Springs, GA -- 9
- Michael Cain, Salem, NH -- 10
- Dawn Southwick, Riverside, CA -- 11
- Brian Bell, Seattle, WA -- 12
- Ilene Morgan, Rolla, MO -- 13
- Keith Sullivan, Des Moines, WA -- 14
- Andrea Bland, Walla Walla, WA -- 15
- Mike Tamburri, Riverton, NJ -- 15
- Mark Bedle, Barto, PA -- 16
- Julie Keefer, Raleigh, NC -- 17
- Kelley Oberhart, whereabouts unknown -- 18
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- John Mays, Phoenix, NY -- Banner tag, RU list name
- Dale Weese, Florissant, MO -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Snoop Dogg, Long Beach, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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