August 7, 2000
The Top 15 New College Degrees for the 21st Century
- PhDS -- Doctor of Spin
- MP -- Master of Pokemonics
- PhAT -- Doctor of Hip-hop and Urban Slang
- AA in AAA AA -- 2-year degree in sober driving
- BS in Animal Divorcery
- Bachelor of Scientology in Dianetics and Con Arts
- LOL,ROFLMAO -- Luminary of Lexicology, Readily Observable Fluctuations in Linguistic Manifestations of Acronyms Online
- BPS -- Bachelor of Pseudo-Science (Kansas Universities only)
- BS in Tae-bology
- Master of Bitching and Whining About How There Never Used to Be This Much Traffic and It Was Safe to Walk the Streets at Night
- SDKB -- The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Degree
- MD, specializing in Tattoo Removal and Piercehole Spackling
- MFD -- Master of F**kin' De Nirology
- VPE,GRFX/X-F -- Virtual Porn Engineer with Specialty in Placing Gillian Anderson's Head on Playboy Model's Body
and the Number 1 New College Degree for the 21st Century...
- DhP -- Doctor of Reverse Psychology
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Selected from 114 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (7th #1) Email / Website
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 2, 15 Email / Website
- Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 2
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 3
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 4 Email
- Chris Irby, Dallas, TX -- 5, 13
- Travis Ruetenik, Walnut Creek, CA -- 6
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- 7, 14, Runner Up list name
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 8, RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, 12 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 10 Email / Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 11
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 15, Banner Tag Email
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Jim Larsen, Springfield, MO -- Banner tag
- Steven Bevier, Redwood City, CA -- Honorable Mention list name
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Boz Scaggs, Dallas, TX -- Ambience (explanation)
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