August 9, 2000
The Top 14 Differences in Campaigning
with a Jewish Running Mate
- The convention crowd waits to cheer your nomination until after you step on a glass.
- New campaign slogan: "Next year in Washington!"
- Must work doubly hard to win the neo-Nazi vote.
- "Hey, this way you know at least *one* of us isn't going to hell."
- Two sets of dishes is a great way to double your take at those $1000/plate dinners.
- The way he introduces your wife as the "future First Shiksa."
- During his campaign appearances he insists that there be a second podium on stage for Elijah.
- War room staffers hard at work preparing to respond to any personal shmear campaigns.
- There goes $250,000 in campaign funds to buy a right-to-left TelePrompTer.
- Gefilte breath will even keep Sam Donaldson at bay.
- You can forget about pork-barrel politics.
- All of his aides keep shaking their heads and asking why he couldn't be on a ticket with a nice doctor or lawyer instead.
- After a hard day on the trail, kickin' back with some Manischewitz shooters.
and the Number 1 Difference in Campaigning with a Jewish Running Mate...
- Goodbye, Bubba -- Hello, Bubbeleh!
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Selected from 155 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 1 (11th #1)
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1, HM list name (8th #1) Email / Website
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 2 Email
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 3 Email / Website
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- 4, 9, Banner Tag
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 4 Email
- Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI -- 4 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 4
- Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 4
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 4 Email / Website
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4
- Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 5
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 6 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 7 Email
- Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 8
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 10, 12, RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Steven Bevier, Redwood City, CA -- 11
- Chris Gleason, Gaithersburg, MD -- 13
- Julie Kozaczka Stahlhut, Kalamazoo, MI -- 14 Email / Website
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- List moderator, Topic Email / Website
- Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington, VA -- Ball and chain carrier
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Bryan Ferry, Washington, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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