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August 13, 1999
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Recently, Laura and Jeff Stein decided to spend their
wedding night rocking with Bruce Springsteen at his July 24
show at The Meadowlands in East Rutherford, New Jersey.
The bride and groom left immediately from the reception, and
didn't bother to change out of their tuxedo and wedding gown.
The Top 12 Reasons Not to Spend Your Wedding Night
on the Front Row at a Bruce Springsteen Concert
- 25,000 people are now pissed because they didn't come to hear Bruce sing We've Only Just Begun.
- What? And miss the Premiere of VH-1's Weird Al: Behind The Music?
- Your virgin bride has sex with a roadie in order to meet Bruce.
- Garter belt caught by large security guard named Gunther.
- Clarence has to clean those spit valves sometime.
- E-Street Band always seems to screw up Hava Nagila.
- Little Steven asks to try on the veil.
- Bruce might pull you up on stage to dance -- and the next thing you know, you're starring in a lame sitcom and might have to actually kiss one of your goofy-ass male co-stars.
- Wife wonders aloud why *you* don't perform for over two hours, and then do a couple of encores.
- Bruce's hot sweat has cooked the rice in your hair.
- Watching Clarence Clemons do a 20-minute jam version of the Chicken Dance can have lingering psychological effects.
and the Number 1 Reason Not to Spend Your Wedding Night on the Front Row at a Bruce Springsteen Concert...
- You run the risk that a downbeat ballad about a depressed steel town could become "your song."
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- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 7
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 11
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
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- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Band of Faith, South Florida's Finest -- Ambience
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