Made from the finest Arabica beans!
August 19, 1999
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Marlboro cigarettes has an ongoing promotion in which
customers can earn "miles" by saving a part of their
cigarette packs, then exchanging these miles in return
for items from their catalog. We here at Top5 were wondering
just what sort of things might be in that catalog...
The Top 14 Little Known Items in the Marlboro Miles Catalog
- Complete framed collection of Surgeon General's warning labels
- Treadmill with built-in ashtray
- 100,000 miles: Upgrade to First-Class Chemotherapy
- Jackie Gleason's "Wheezin' to the Oldies" workout video
- 500,000 miles and a $10,000 contribution: The Senator of your choice
- Oxygen Tank Racing Stripes!
- 100 miles: Bumper sticker saying, "You can have my cigarette when you pry it from my feeble, trembling hands."
- 100,000 miles: Iron Lung; 250,000 miles: Platinum Lung
- "Marge Schott Hacking Up Some Greenish Shit" Screensaver
- "What's That Lump?" board game for the kids
- 80,000 miles: Marlboro Man ballet shoes and tutu
- "Nice 'n' Pink" lung rouge
- The "Cougher" -- Lights on... *cough* *cough*, lights off!
and the Number 1 Little Known Item in the Marlboro Miles Catalog...
- 1,000,000 miles: John Wayne's bronzed lungs
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Selected from 145 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Craig Stacey, Lisle, IL -- 1 (7th #1) Website
- Jay Allen, San Francisco, CA -- 2 Email / Website
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 2
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 3 Email
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA -- 3, 11, Runner Up list na Email / Hall of Famer
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 4, 12
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 5, 14 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 8
- Chris Gleason, Gaithersburg, MD -- 9
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 9 Email / Website
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 10 Email
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 10 Email / Website
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 10 Email
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 13 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list na Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- Topic Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
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