August 21, 2002
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
In the non-news department, Lisa Marie Presley,
daughter of Elvis and ex-wife of Michael Jackson,
recently tied the knot with actor Nicolas Cage.
The Top 15 Differences Being Married
to Nicolas Cage vs. Michael Jackson
- "Our song" is no longer "A Whiter Shade of Pale."
- Nicolas's darker skin tone better compliments Lisa's complexion.
- With Nicolas, "gallon of bleach" isn't on the shopping list every friggin' week.
- Now every time Lisa Marie hums a Beatles tune, she has to pay alimony.
- No longer able to share underwear.
- Nicolas appeared in Face/Off.
Michael is appearing in Face/Odd.
- Cage: Wants to have kids with Lisa Marie.
Jackson: Wants to have kids instead of Lisa Marie.
- Nicolas Cage? Caucasian.
Michael Jackson? Passed that a few shades back.
- Requests for "hot monkey love" aren't nearly as creepy this time around.
- Nicolas: Had sex with Patricia Arquette.
Michael: Had sex with [COURT RECORDS SEALED]
- White make-up on the throw pillows replaced by strands of hair.
- Nicolas doesn't think that "make a pact" rhymes with "salvation back."
- Cage: Likes to get freaky after a bit of the bubbly.
Jacko: Likes to get freaky with Bubbles.
- No need to adjust Nicolas's nose back into the correct position after kissing him.
and the Number 1 Difference Being Married to Nicolas Cage vs. Michael Jackson...
- With the monkey out of the picture, it's harder to pass the buck after a poo-flinging fit.
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