August 23, 2000
The Top 15 Items on the To-Do Lists
of the Returning "Survivors"
- Show the judge your immunity idol and tell him to shove his fugitive warrant.
- Borrow neighbor's weedwhacker; cut underarm hair.
- Get together with Ann Heche and drown your sorrows.
- Write up my experiences as a pilot for a TV sitcom about a diverse group of morons stranded on a tropical island.
- Now that all those pesky cameras are gone -- masturbation marathon!
- Shower, shave, and do enough drugs until the image of Rich's naked body is no longer imprinted on your retinas.
- Rejoin the vigil for Elian outside Marisleysis's house.
- Week 1: File lawsuit against producers claiming that you didn't know how much the media would invade your privacy.
Week 2: Appear on talk shows saying you knew it was a mistake as soon as you arrived.
Week 3: Sign contract for seven-figure nude photo shoot.
- One-man cabaret act -- "Over the Rainbow: Rudy *IS* Judy!"
- Come up with a couple dozen witty pickup lines involving the phrase "Tribal Council."
- Re-schedule that postponed dinner appointment with Walter Matthau.
- A quick visit to KFC for some *properly-cooked* rat.
- Form an alliance with Pete in Accounting and Brenda in Marketing to try and capture all of the jelly donuts in the break room before 9:00.
- "Lather, rinse, repeat" without having to use your own urine for the second rinse.
and the Number 1 Item on the To-Do Lists of the Returning "Survivors"...
- Set the alarm clock for 15 minutes and PAR-TY!
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 130 submissions from 59 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- 1, 4 (3rd #1)
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 2
- Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL -- 3
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 5
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 6, 10, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 7
- Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI -- 8 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 9, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 10
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 10
- Kristopher Kettner, Chicago, IL -- 11, 14 Email / Website
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 12 Email / Website
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 13 Website
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 13
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- HM list name
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Jay Ferguson, San Fernando Valley, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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