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September 5, 2003
The Top 16 Desperate Tourism Slogans
- Come for the Squalor, Stay for the Stonings!
- We Put the "Host" in "Hostage"
- Okay, What If We *Were* the Last Place on Earth? Huh? What THEN, Smart Boy?!?
- Come Join the Search for Our Weapons of Mass Destruction!
- As Seen on the Discovery Channel's Shark Week
- Genital Mutilation -- With a Smile!
- So Much Fun, We Can't Even Get Your Soldiers to Leave!
- Why Pay Exorbitant Spa Prices? Try Our Montezuma Weight-Loss Plan!
- Cannibalism, Schmannibalism
- For Your Convenience, Our Syphilitic, Toothless, Mentally Unstable Prostitutes Now Accept Visa!
- Hey, Disneyland's Not the Only Place in the World With Giant Rodents
- Become Nebraska's 1000th Tourist and We'll Put You on Our State Quarter!
- That Smell? Why, It's Old-World Charm!!
- Yes, That's Dog in the Stew, But It's *Free Range* Dog
- Our Customs Officers Have Small, Girlish Hands
and the Number 1 Desperate Tourism Slogan...
- Ethnically Cleansed for Your Protection
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Selected from 132 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 1 (9th #1)
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2, 3 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 4 Email / Website
- Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 5
- Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 6
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 7
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 8 Hall of Famer
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 9, 12
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 9, Runner Up list name
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 10, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 11 Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 14 Email / Website
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 15
- Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 16 Email / Website
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Ted Hawkins, Biloxi, MS -- Ambience (explanation)
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