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This list is closed-captioned for the humor-impaired.
September 11, 2003


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Fast-food goliath McDonald's has chosen a new
slogan -- I'm lovin' it. The slogan is part
of a new marketing strategy that will include
TV spots with vocals by Justin Timberlake.
The U.S. launch is scheduled for September 29.

Since they chose such a lame slogan, don't you
wonder about the ones they rejected? We did....


The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans


    1. Tastes Just Like Real Food!

    2. We Love to See You Waddle

    3. Screw Jenny Craig

    4. We Are Legally Obliged to Tell You That Grimace Is a Convicted Sex Offender

    5. America, Your Weight Is Over!

    6. Same Crap, Same Prices -- Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby

    7. Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Britney's an Insatiable Screaming Nymphomaniac Who Barks Uncontrollably When She Gets It Doggy Style

    8. Open Wide, You Lemmings

    9. Wipe Your Chins, McLardbutt

    10. Go Ahead and Sue Us, Tubby -- Your Bad Eating Habits Put Seven of Ray Kroc's 19 Grandkids Through Law School at Harvard

    11. Spill a Coffee and WIN!

    12. Relax, PETA -- That Ain't Really Chicken

    13. Super-Sizing Americans Since 1954

    14. You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?

    15. You Deserve a Wake Today

      and the Number 1 Rejected McDonald's Slogan...

    16. I'm Shovelin' It


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