September 21, 2000
The Top 16 Olympic Euphemisms for Sex
- Working Out With Pocket Hercules
- Polishing the Love Javelin
- Diving off the Half-Meter Headboard
- Playing "Hide the Torch"
- Curling (her toes)
- Carrying the Flag for Team Coitus
- The 2-Minute Freestyle Floor Exercise
- Passing the Meat Baton
- The 20-Centimeter 1x2 Medley
- Exploring the Land Down Under
- Competing in the Humptathlon
- Fencing with the Shorter Epee
- Synchronized Squirming
- Completing the Orifice Triathlon
- Earning a 10.0 from the Judge from Ejacuador
and the Number 1 Olympic Euphemism for Sex...
- The Purple-Chapeaud Flag Bearer Leading His Delegation Into the Olympic Stadium
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Selected from 157 submissions from 55 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Matt Siske, Dayton, OH -- 1 (5th #1)
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2, 11
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 3, 9
- Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 4 Email
- Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 5
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 6, 10
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 6, Runner Up list name
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Joanna Heller, Shorewood, WI -- 7
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 8 Website
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 9, 10 Email
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 9
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos, CA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 10, 15 Hall of Famer
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 10, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI -- 10 Email
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 10
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 12, 15 Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 14 Email / Website
- Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 15
- Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 15 Email / Website
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 15 Email / Website
- Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 15 Email
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- 15
- Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 15 Email / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 15 Email / Website
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 15 Email
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 16 Email
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- Topic Email
- Gloria Monti, Irvine, CA -- Banner Tag Email
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Billy Joel, Hicksville, Long Island, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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