October 8, 2003
The Top 14 Changes in California
Under Governor Schwarzenegger
- "Hooked on Accents" is implemented in school systems statewide.
- Women's buttocks must be minimally covered with a regular bikini bottom or Governor Arnold's hand.
- So many liberals flee the state that it actually lifts up out of the sea.
- Swearing-in ceremony followed by an invitation-only executive-branch orgy.
- Democrats suddenly develop a much deeper appreciation for the right to recall elected officials.
- "Your incomes -- give them to me."
- Gray Davis will be returned to the petrified forest from whence he came.
- All female employees in the Statehouse are referred to as "Pat" and "Fanny."
- California Department of Food and Agriculture now classifies steroids as a vegetable.
- As part of a "family first" agenda, he works to get dear ol' Dad's Nazi party back on the ballot.
- The governor's televised speeches have subtitles for those who speak Spanish and English.
- Two words: flab tax
- Statewide, the fourth Thursday in November is officially renamed "Danksgiffin."
and the Number 1 Change in California Under Governor Schwarzenegger...
- Not only kisses babies, but gropes their moms, too.
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Selected from 91 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 1 (29th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5, 8, Runner Up list name
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 6
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 7
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 9 Email / Website
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 10 Email / Website
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 11 Email
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 12 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 13, 14
- Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- 13 Email
- Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- >Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Arcadia, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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