October 9, 2000
The Top 15 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines
- "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
- "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
- "Nice Asimov."
- "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
- "W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go o-o-out w-w-w-w... ah, screw it."
- "Is that Shai-Hulud, the life-giving spice-producing god-worm in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
- "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
- "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?"
- "How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!"
- "I'm the droid you're looking for."
- "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
- "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
- "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
- "I sense something... a presence I've not felt since I saw you bend over the registration table."
and the Number 1 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Line...
- "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
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Selected from 113 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 1 (14th #1)
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2, Banner Tag Email
- Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 3
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 4, 11 Email
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 5
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 6
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 7
- Chris Irby, Dallas, TX -- 8
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 9 Email
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 9
- Eric Lipton, Washington, DC -- 10
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 11 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 12
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 13
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
- Beth Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 14 Email / Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 15 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Runner Up list name
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Vomit Launch, whereabouts unknown -- Ambience (explanation)
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