October 9, 2002
The Top 20 Least-Loved Smurfs
(Part II)
- Soccer Hooligan Smurf
- Heartbreak of Psoriasis Smurf
- Anthrax Mailer Smurf
- Goth-Poser Smurf
- NAMBLA Chapter President Smurf
- Painful Rectal Itchy Smurf
- Sleeps-With-All-Your-Friends Smurfette
- Smurfed Out of His #$%@ing Mind Smurf
- L. Ron Smurf, author of "Smurfanetics"
- Frequently Reassigned Priest Smurf
- Smegma Smurf
- Cop-Taunting Shirtless Smurf
- Near-Suicidal Former Child Actor Smurf
- Fey Magician Smurf
- Constant Unfulfilled Promises of Oral Sex Smurf
- Nick Nolte Mug Shot Smurf
- Teenage Angst-Ridden Loner with a Penchant for Firearms Smurf
- Grammar Nazi Smurf
- White Middle-Class Mall Rat Trying to Act All Black Smurf
and the Number 1 Least-Loved Smurf...
- Testicles-Big-as-Your-Head Smurf
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Selected from 191 submissions from 64 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 1 (7th #1)
- Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 2
- Gail Celio, Athens, GA -- 3
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 4 Email
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 4
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 6, 13 Email / Website
- Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 7
- Mike Levy, Los Angeles, CA -- 8
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 9 Email
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 10
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 11, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 12
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 12
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 14
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 15
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 16 Email
- Amanda Paulette, Chester, VA -- 17
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 18 Email / Hall of Famer
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 18 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 19 Website
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 20
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, list moderator Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Queen, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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