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October 9, 2002


The Top 20 Least-Loved Smurfs
(Part II)


    1. Soccer Hooligan Smurf

    2. Heartbreak of Psoriasis Smurf

    3. Anthrax Mailer Smurf

    4. Goth-Poser Smurf

    5. NAMBLA Chapter President Smurf

    6. Painful Rectal Itchy Smurf

    7. Sleeps-With-All-Your-Friends Smurfette

    8. Smurfed Out of His #$%@ing Mind Smurf

    9. L. Ron Smurf, author of "Smurfanetics"

    10. Frequently Reassigned Priest Smurf

    11. Smegma Smurf

    12. Cop-Taunting Shirtless Smurf

    13. Near-Suicidal Former Child Actor Smurf

    14. Fey Magician Smurf

    15. Constant Unfulfilled Promises of Oral Sex Smurf

    16. Nick Nolte Mug Shot Smurf

    17. Teenage Angst-Ridden Loner with a Penchant for Firearms Smurf

    18. Grammar Nazi Smurf

    19. White Middle-Class Mall Rat Trying to Act All Black Smurf

      and the Number 1 Least-Loved Smurf...

    20. Testicles-Big-as-Your-Head Smurf

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Selected from 191 submissions from 64 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 1 (7th #1)
  • Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 2
  • Gail Celio, Athens, GA -- 3
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 4 Email
  • Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 4
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 6, 13 Email / Website
  • Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 7
  • Mike Levy, Los Angeles, CA -- 8
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 9 Email
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 10
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 11, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 12
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 12
  • Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 14
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 15
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 16 Email
  • Amanda Paulette, Chester, VA -- 17
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 18 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 18 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 19 Website
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 20
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, list moderator Email
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Queen, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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