October 15, 2003
The Top 14 God Billboards We'd Like to See
(Part II)
- You're going to hell! Ask me how.
- Guest hosting for God this week: Merv Griffin.
- Sacramental wine counts as "hair of the dog."
- Stop that fighting or I'll turn this planet around right now!
- My son has no middle name, let alone initial. If you're gonna blaspheme, get it right.
- You say "vengeful." I prefer "feisty."
- Actually, on the seventh day I went to Wal-Mart.
- Change your ways. Or don't you consider telemarketers a pestilence?
- Okay, she's *not* pregnant. You owe me.
- I made you in my image -- so pull up those pants, you little punks!
- Yes, that's still a sin, spank-boy.
- Yo, Robertson, Falwell and Schuller! You bitches better have my money!
- Try our Eucharist! Now with new Cool Ranch Body-of-Christ!
and the Number 1 God Billboard We'd Like to See...
- Hey, I got Limbaugh off the air for a month -- the least you can do is worship me.
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runner up submissions for this list.
Selected from 115 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 1, 12 (6th #1)
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2, 14 Email / Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, 5
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 4
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 6 Email / Website
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 9
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 10, Topic
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 10
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 11 Email / Website
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 13 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Five Man Electrical Band, Ottawa, Canada -- Ambience (explanation)
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