October 24, 2000
The Top 14 Rejected Adventure Movie Tag Lines
- "A mystery that will keep you guessing right up until the end of this trailer."
- "Be amused. Be very, very mildly amused."
- "He only had one daughter...
She only had one head...
And now, somebody's gonna pay."
- "It's Steven Seagal as you've never seen him before -- with practically NO dialogue! No, really, we promise!"
- "Somebody in this room is the culprit.
Everybody else is a victim.
Because sometimes what's silent... just might be deadly."
- "He had three slices of bread. Two eggs. And one chance.
One chance to make... FRENCH TOAST."
- "He was the hit of the fund-raiser circuit. The funniest vice-president ever. Until the day his uncredited sources came calling."
- "John Holmes has a gift. A very *special* gift..."
- "SHE was a ravishing Caribbean princess... HE was the scourge of the Spanish Main... And the booty he was after wasn't under her petticoat..."
- "No interns. No cigars. Just Harrison Ford...
and the term he doesn't understand the definition of is 'surrender'."
- "One man. One gun. One bullet. Two forks. Four slices of pizza. A couple dozen KISS albums. Umm... some peanut butter..."
- "They came to kill... They stayed for the sushi."
- "In the savage world of quilting bees, she was the queen."
and the Number 1 Rejected Adventure Movie Tag Line...
- "You'll never think of 'K-Y' and 'Napalm' in the same way again!"
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Selected from 115 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 1 (5th #1) Website
- Gail Celio, Athens, GA -- 2
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 4, Banner Tag Email
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 5, 11
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6, RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 7, 8 Email
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 9 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10 Email
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 12
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 13 Email
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 14 Email
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- Topic Email
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Yes, Birmingham, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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