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TopFive.com
For every list you read, God creates a kitten!
October 30, 2003


The Top 15 Halloween Costumes
That Net the Least Candy


    1. Lil' Pill-Poppin' Rush

    2. The Incredible Sulk

    3. Terrence, the Contagious Toll Collector

    4. Saddam Hussein in a Flowery Island Shirt Holding a Pina Colada

    5. Fat Lost by Carnie Wilson

    6. The Politician Formerly Known as Governor Davis

    7. Cellulite-Riddled Nudist

    8. Mike Wallace and Camera Crew

    9. Rupturing-Pustules Baywatch Babe With Realistic Festering Action!

    10. "Sexy" Altar Boy

    11. Left-Wing Monster GloriAl FrankenSteinem

    12. Martha Stewart Prison-Bitch Barbie

    13. LevitraMan

    14. I-Just-Knocked-Your-Daughter-Up Guy

      and the Number 1 Halloween Costume That Nets the Least Candy...

    15. SpongeBob SoiledPants


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Selected from 141 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (19th #1)
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3, 13
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 4, 10
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 4 Email
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5, Topic
  • Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 6 Website
  • Sue Lin Chong, Washington, DC -- 7
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 8, RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 9 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 10 Hall of Famer
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 10 Email / Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 11, Banner Tag
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 11 Website
  • Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 11 Website
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 12
  • Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 14
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 15 Email
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Swingin' Neckbreakers, Trenton, NJ -- Ambience   (explanation)

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