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October 31, 2003


The Top 15 Other Halloween Costumes
That Net the Least Candy


    1. Invisible Weapon of Mass Destruction

    2. Giant Canister of Tucks Soothing Medicated Pads

    3. Unindicted Enron Executive

    4. Overzealous Headphone-Wearing Cubs Fan With Glove (Chicago Only)

    5. Dell Intern

    6. The Spraypainter!

    7. The Surly Conservative Leggy Blonde She-Pundit (pick any)

    8. Booger Boy

    9. Avenging-Overworked-Cane-Field-Machete Guy

    10. Diabetic Coma Boy

    11. The Amazing Flatulo

    12. Headless Kurt Cobain

    13. Anatomically Correct Richard Hatch

    14. Evil Dr. Atkins, the Low-Carb Monster

      and the Number 1 Other Halloween Costume That Nets the Least Candy...

    15. Internet Humor List Contributor... from HELL!


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Selected from 141 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, Banner Tag, Topic (11th #1)
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 2
  • Meg Silvern, Wiesbaden, Germany -- 2
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5, 6, RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 5 Email
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 6, 7
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 6
  • Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Amanda Paulette, Chester, VA -- 9
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 10
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 11 Website
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 12, 14 Email / Website
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 12, 15 Hall of Famer
  • Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 12 Website
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 12
  • Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 12
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 13
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 13 Email / Website
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 15 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name Email
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Frankenstein Drag Queens From the Planet 13 -- Ambience   (explanation)

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