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November 2, 1999
The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines
- Wimpy -- "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today."
- Foghorn Leghorn -- "Ah say, boy, ah say, you've got it all wrong. Those little chickens you've been chasing around are roosters. What you want is a big ol' hen, like me."
- Bart Simpson -- "Eat my shorts, ma'am!"
- Batman -- "Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me and the Boy Wonder?"
- Speedy Gonzales -- "Senorita, it's just a nickname!"
- Pepe LePew -- "But, mon cherie -- I don't smell any worse than anyone else in France."
- Ross Perot -- "I'm worth $4 billion."
- Porky Pig -- "L-L-Let's go back to my place and f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu... hump."
- Popeye -- "I'm strong to the finish 'cause I takes Viagra!"
- Pinocchio -- "Hey, I *am* a woody!"
- Underdog -- "My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?"
and the Number 1 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Line...
- Tweety Bird -- "I wuuuv to eat putty!"
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Selected from 129 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!) Email / Website
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 3, 6 Email / Website
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 4, Runner Up list name
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 5, 5 Email
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 5, HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
- John Gennity, Woodhaven, NY -- 5 Email
- Joe DiPietro, Brooklyn, NY -- 7 Email / Website
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 8 Email
- Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- 9
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 10
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 11
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 12
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 12 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL -- 12 Email
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- Topic Email
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- Banner Tag Email / Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Cartoon, Phoenix, AZ -- Ambience
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