November 5, 2003
The Top 15 Pickup Lines of the Undead
- "Your face or mine?"
- "I play guitar. Care to meet my friends, Charlie and Mick?"
- "You know, they named that drink after me."
- "Is it hot in here, or is that just the embalming fluids running through my veins?"
- "I can 'rise from the dead,' if you know what I mean."
- "One look at you, and my knees turn to jelly. Or actually, sort of a yellowish, maggoty substance."
- "You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night -- care to peel back my scalp and see?"
- "Excuse me, but did you just drop this finger?"
- "What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich, is he rich like me?"
- "I've had my eye on you all night. Right there, stuck to your shoulder. Can I please have it back now?"
- "Baby, if I were in charge of the alphabet, I'd put... BRAINS! MUST EAT BRAINS!"
- "My rotten, maggot-infested skin would look great -- in a pile on your bedroom floor."
- "You can't spell 'gruesome' without 'u' and 'me.'"
- "Viagra, schmiagra -- I got rigor mortis, baby!"
and the Number 1 Pickup Line of the Undead...
- "Sweetheart, you light up my death!"
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Selected from 97 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (3rd #1)
- Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- 2, 6
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 2, 14
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 2
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL -- 4
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5, Topic
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 6 Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 8, Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 9, RU list name
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 10, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 12 Email
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 13 Email / Website
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 14
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 15
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Plate-O-Shrimp, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience (explanation)
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