November 6, 2001
The Top 15 Grocery Store Pick-Up Lines
- "I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!"
- "Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me?"
- "May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?"
- "How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?"
- "What a coincidence! You've got butter in your cart, and I've got a copy of 'Last Tango in Paris' at home!"
- "How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari?"
- "I've got some meat here that's 'Best if used by tonight.'"
- "Price check for mixed roasted nuts on aisle 69!"
- "You know, it ain't often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, 'This is one chick I *got* to get to know better.'"
- "What a small world! I belong to the Safeway Club, too!"
- "So how would you like to become a stock *man*?"
- "Pssst! My piggly is wiggly."
- "Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy."
- "Clean up in Aisle BVD!"
and the Number 1 Grocery Store Pick-Up Line...
- "Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips."
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Selected from 140 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 1 (14th #1)
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 2, 13
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 2, 14
- Steven Wilber, Pomeroy, WA -- 2 Email
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 3 Email
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 5 Email
- Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 6 Website
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 7 Email
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 8 Email
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, 15 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 10 Email
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 11
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 12
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 14 Email
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 14 Email / Website
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- Topic Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Cranberries, Limerick, Ireland -- Ambience (explanation)
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