November 7, 2000
The Top 15 Reasons to Vote for
Patrick Buchanan for President
- Reform party? I thought it was the Reefer party!
- You're tired of the way George W. Bush coddles criminals.
- It would be pretty cool to cast 20% of someone's total votes by yourself.
- Because when Pat wants to get oral in the Oval Office, it'll be Oral Roberts.
- Conservatives and Liberals have had their day -- it's time to give the Intolerants a chance!
- Unlike everybody else, you're going to vote for the *greater* of all evils.
- You were going to vote for yourself, but you forgot to sound out the names first and pulled the lever next to the wrong name starting with "BU."
- Swayed by a passionate last minute endorsement speech by your local Klan leader.
- Because maybe, just *maybe*, it would make Rush Limbaugh shut the hell up.
- Because he's Hitler-riffic!
- If Clinton can build a bridge to the 21st Century, why can't we build a moat back to the 12th?
- "Votin' For Bush" sounds too much like a slang term for that nasty sin where you godlessly pleasure yourself.
- You actually wanted to cast a write-in vote for David Duke, but forgot how to spell his name.
- You left your tinfoil hat at home and the voices are getting louder.
and the Number 1 Reason to Vote for Patrick Buchanan for President...
- Because once that damned Ricky Martin is sent packing, *you'll* get all the ladies!
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Selected from 104 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 1 (6th #1) Email / Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2 Email
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 3
- Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 4 Email
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 5 Email / Website
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 6, 10
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 9 Email / Website
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 11 Email / Website
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 12 Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13, HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 14
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 15 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Elvis Costello, Liverpool, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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