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TopFive.com
Do Not Microwave
November 8, 2000


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Postponing our post-election list long enough for
the state of Florida to get its act together,
we'll go with some light-hearted nonsense today...


The Top 15 Euphemisms for Being Pregnant


    1. Renting out the guest room

    2. The Pop Secret is in the microwave

    3. Another 18 years down the toilet

    4. Losing the immunity challenge

    5. Preparing another future Razor owner

    6. Moving the Baby 1.0 prototype into production

    7. Exhibiting signs of man-juice infection

    8. Awaiting the Teletubby invasion forces

    9. Buying sardine and pickle futures

    10. Spinning off a wholly-owned subsidiary

    11. Made a money shot in the night deposit box

    12. Got a three-month pass for the morning porcelain express

    13. Secured a beachhead on the shores of the Uterine Sea

    14. Flipping the bird at the Chinese Government

      and the Number 1 Euphemism for Being Pregnant...

    15. Suing Trojan

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Selected from 110 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 1 (6th #1) Website
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 2, 10 Email
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 5
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 6, 15
  • Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 7 Email / Website
  • Eric Lipton, Washington, DC -- 8
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 9 Email
  • Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 10, 11 Email / Website
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 12 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 14 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- Topic
  • Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- Banner Tag
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Smokey Robinson & the Miracles, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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