November 10, 2000
The Top 15 Better Methods of Choosing a New President
- Double-Elimination Whack-A-Mole Tournament
- Round-robin "Magic: The Gathering" tournament, 'cause if there's anyone who can beat my black and blue deck with three Hypnotic Specters, two Sengir Vampires and a Mind Twist, I'd totally vote for them.
- "Hottest Daughter" contest
- "Bathroom's on the right, Governor. Fill this cup, please."
- A simple formula: IQ - BJs - DUIs = POTUS
- The candidates engage in a game of chess, and the first one to have an aneurysm trying to figure out how to play loses.
- Have Regis Philbin host "Who Wants to be the President?", but make the questions a bit easier.
- Nationally-televised tickle fight!!!
- Simple: whichever candidate gives me the most cash in small, unmarked bills gets *my* vote.
- "Welcome to the White House Kitchen Bake-off! I'm your host, Emeril Lagasse. Ready to kick this election up a notch?!"
- The winner is the author of the #5 entry on today's Top 5 List, of course! Bow to me, puny commoners! Bring me your women and cheese!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!
- The candidates stand apart and call to the current president's dog. Whoever the dog comes to wins.
- "Little Mr. President" Speedo swimsuit competition
- "No, Governor Bush. Scissors do NOT cut rock."
and the Number 1 Better Method of Choosing a New President...
- "Whosoever shall pull the King Clinton's sword out of the intern shall be the rightful President of these United States."
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Selected from 110 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (22nd #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris Irby, Dallas, TX -- 2, 3
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 3, 13, Runner Up list name
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 3
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 3
- Lisa Lavoie, Waltham, MA -- 3 Email
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
- Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 4, 10 Email / Website
- R.M. Weiner, Valley Village, CA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 6
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 8, 9 Email
- Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 9
- Rob Knapp, Charlotte, NC -- 11 Email / Website
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 12 Email / Website
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Kristopher Kettner, Chicago, IL -- 13 Email / Website
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 13 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 14 Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 15 Email
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- House of Pain, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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