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November 10, 2003
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
A German man who taught his dog to raise his right paw
in a Hitler salute will have to appear in court in Berlin.
The sheepdog, called Adolf, allegedly performed the
trick at his master's request in front of two policemen.
The Top 15 Signs Your Dog Is a Fascist
- When at the off-leash dog park, only associates with blue-eyed purebred golden retrievers.
- Has never been quite the same since he was rejected from art school.
- Insists the the world banking industry is controlled by a cabal of cats.
- He laughs at the prospects of a black Labrador winning any medals at the Berlin Dog Show.
- Every time it passes by, he tries to invade the Poland Spring truck.
- Constant tail-wagging stops abruptly every Martin Luther King Day.
- He started burying bones right after your next-door neighbor, Mr. Cohen, disappeared.
- When he walks by, the French poodles always roll over and surrender.
- Understood the butterfly ballot perfectly, yet *still* voted for Buchanan.
- She just annexed your favorite recliner again.
- The cat's been living in a secret room over the kitchen for the last two years.
- Insists on being addressed as "Mein Fur-rer" or "Il Puce."
- Lays waste to the neighbor's front yard with his dreaded "scheisskrieg" attack.
- His favorite food? Goebbels 'n Bits.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Dog Is a Fascist...
- Say what you will, but that Chuckwagon always runs on time.
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- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (13th #1)
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 1 (9th #1)
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2, 7
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2, 12 Email / Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- 3
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4, 13 Email / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 5
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 6
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8, RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 8 Email / Website
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 8
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 8
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 10
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 11
- Sue Lin Chong, Washington, DC -- 14
- Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 15
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Heaven 17, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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