December 10, 2001
The Top 16 Worst Toys This Holiday Season
(Part II)
- Chia-Beard (as seen in Kabul!)
- Fluffy the Robot Cat -- Sleeps all day, no batteries required!
- Operation: Stem Cell Retrieval Edition
- Big Box of Sharp Pointy Things That May Also Be Toxic
- Playskool's My First Prostate Exam
- Al Qaeda: The Board Game -- Turn family night into an all-out Jihad!
- Stinky -- Like a Slinky, but no telling WHERE it's been!
- Junior Bris-master 3000
- "Super Britney" and "Amazing Justin" Dolls -- with boomerang chastity belt and exploding blue marbles
- Tickle Me Jacko
- Burqa Barbie -- actually a recycled Evel Knievel doll in a purple Crown Royal bag
- Jenna Bush Junior Bartending Set
- Lil' Dumbass Backyard Pro-Wrestling Kit
- Easy-Baked Bong -- Acapulco Gold sold separately
- Microsoft XXXbox
and the Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season...
- Pee Monkeys: Watch them come alive when immersed in urine!
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Selected from 169 submissions from 61 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 1 (2nd #1)
- Jeff Johnson, Cupertino, CA -- 2 Email
- Rob Knapp, Charlotte, NC -- 2 Email / Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3, 10 Email
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4, 12 Website
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 6 Email
- Bryce Daigle, Cornwall, Canada -- 7
- George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 8
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 9
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kristie Black, Toronto, Canada -- 11
- Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 13
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 14, RU list name Hall of Famer
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 15 Email
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 16
- Gerald Kimber White, Norton, MA -- Topic
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Banner Tag Email / Website
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Babes in Toyland, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience (explanation)
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