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TopFive.com
Makes its own holiday gravy!
December 22, 2000


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list was compiled from submissions
sent in by our ClubTop5 subscribers.


The Top 17 Rejected Names for Holiday TV Specials


    1. Jingle All The Way -- A Body-Piercing Holiday

    2. Robert Downey, Jr. Presents the 12 Steps of Christmas

    3. World's Funniest Airline Cancellations and Baggage Manglings

    4. That's Not Chocolate, Charlie Brown!

    5. How the Sony Corporation's Poor Advanced Planning and Woeful Unpreparedness in the Face of a Global Boom in Video Game Entertainment and a Strong Economy Stole Christmas

    6. Life's a Bitch, George Bailey!

    7. Stolen Motown Christmas Moments with George W. Bush and the Supremes

    8. Holmes for the Holidays: Johnny Wadd's Swinging Christmas

    9. HO, HO, HO! It's a Heidi Fleiss Christmas!!

    10. Osama Bin Laden's "Infidels on Ice"

    11. Marilyn Manson's Down Home Christmas Carnage

    12. It's a Wonderful Knife -- An O.J. Holiday Special

    13. Pamela Anderson and the Not-So-Little Drummer Boy

    14. Rudolph the Snot-Nosed, Ungrateful, Five-Year-Old Reindeer

    15. Donny Osmond's Rockin' Kwanzaa-ganza!

    16. Miracle at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

      and the Number 1 Rejected Name for a Holiday TV Special...

    17. "No, YOU Open It" -- Christmas With the Sopranos

Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!




Selected from 440 submissions from 227 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Sharon Schiffman, Woodbridge, NJ -- 1 (Woo-Hoo!)
  • Bill McConaghy, Dallas, TX -- 2
  • David Hibbs, Houston, TX -- 2
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 3
  • Todd Haney, San Jose, CA -- 4
  • Laura Song, Tucson, AZ -- 4
  • Matt Carson, Brooklyn, NY -- 5
  • H. Fine, North Miami Beach, FL -- 6
  • Gil Gilliland, Denver CO -- 6
  • Frank Weisbly, Northridge, CA -- 7
  • Jim Foote, Montgomery, AL -- 7
  • J. Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 8
  • David Holdgreve, Delphos, OH -- 9
  • Charlie Studders, Detroit, MI -- 10
  • Meg Silvern, Wiesbaden, Germany -- 11
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 12
  • Brian DiMattia, Boston, MA -- 13, Honorable Mention name
  • Scott Ventura, Rochester, NY -- 14
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 15
  • Ed Cermak, Chicago, IL -- 16
  • Bruce Gunn, Marriott-Slaterville, UT -- 17
  • David Henry, Slidell, LA -- Topic
  • Matt Dragonfly Drury, Orlando, FL -- Banner Tag
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name
  • Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Specials, Coventry, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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